Pokemon(ed) out

Well it seems in less than a week we have seen and read so much about Pokemon, we are now sick of the app.
All of the Memes of people with their find on the toilet, or in a wineglass. And all of the creepy van pictures with spray painted signs saying “Pokemon inside” blah blah blah.
We’ve all heard the 60 year old news anchor pretend to be turning off his Pokemon-go app, and we know darn well he doesn’t care about that game.
We’ve heard our local radio hosts yammering on endlessly about their kids getting out of the house finally.
We get it, the game requires you to walk to the end of your street. You did it once and have been posting memes about all of the walking you have been doing for the past six days. We get it…
We’ve seen the Pokemon pop up in weird locations that make us wonder “how’d they know the dimensions of this exact location???”. come on. You have your camera on. It asked you for permission. You can’t be that ignorant can you?
Here’s the permissions, Don’t worry it’s short and no big words.

Version 0.29.0 can access:
In-app purchases
Identity
find accounts on the device
Contacts
find accounts on the device
Location
approximate location (network-based)
precise location (GPS and network-based)
Photos/Media/Files
modify or delete the contents of your USB storage
read the contents of your USB storage
Storage
modify or delete the contents of your USB storage
read the contents of your USB storage
Camera
take pictures and videos
Other
receive data from Internet
control vibration
access Bluetooth settings
use accounts on the device
prevent device from sleeping
view network connections
pair with Bluetooth devices
full network access

It was a short chuckle the first time we all saw the beat up van with “Pokemon inside” then we saw the cleaner but solid white kidnapper van, then the guy “it puts the lotion on it’s skin” and the plethora of clowns. This game is creepier than what we were scared of with facebook. Did you sign in using your Facebook account? because that would be 1000Xs creepier.
That’s enough.
The game has no high moment just a constant “meh” with no climax.

It seems that Pokemon is pretty much for those who ignore simple reality, or children too young to know what their privacy is worth.
And they don’t even care that you can’t battle people. The whole concept of the cartoon the game is based on is battling with your Pokemon. The whole concewpt of the cards that were played with was to battle with your Pokemon.

Your typical pokemon players

Your typical pokemon players


Pokemon-Go away. Please stop promoting this dead horse.

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GTA V News – Max pain 3 players can be reused in GTA V

Grand Theft Auto five announced that Rockstar lets you import your Max Paine 3 Character into GTA V
On Rockstar’s site

And more here on Xbox Live site

A feature debuting in Max Payne 3 and carrying over to Grand Theft Auto V and future appropriate titles, Crews go beyond traditional online clans by allowing players to join large public Crews or simply create a private Crew that members can customize. In this way, Crews help players keep the fight alive from match to match – and even across titles – through the Rockstar Games Social Club, which will keep track of Crew stats, including Feuds

Of course seeing the Xbox live link.
Let’s me know that the pc version will most likely be Games for windows live again.

Discuss more on The GTA CLans Forums

GTAIII Coming to IOS soon

You will soon be playing Grand Theft Auto III on your iphone, ipad and ipod touch soon.
This will revive GTAIII fast and could motivate Rockstar games to get back to making Grand Theft Auto more fun than technical.

Maybe we will see San Andreas Stories come to pc finally, due to influx of new funds and reduced overhead. as an app.
Would be nice to see any GTAIII and after, game come to android also. And maybe even windows mobile. But I do not think there are enough windows phones and Android phones that have the nuts enough to play any of the Grand Theft auto games, other than Grand Theft auto and GTAII or London. Unless they are on the Droid bionic, but really, not many Bionics out there.

There is also the release coming of the Claude Figure

claude GTAIII

claude in celebration of anniversary GTAIII


To celebrate the 10th anniversary of Grand Theft Auto.
Claude will come with a change of cloths and a few of the game’s weapons.

Video Footage of Diablo III

Video of Diablo iii game play

Monk Sweeping video

Demon Hunter

Male Demon Hunter

I will be playing Diablo iii far beyond it’s entertainment. I will make this one a sport.
So far blizzard hasn’t said if Diablo III will be a battle.net server or what. Pretty sure it will. but who knows, maybe they will go independant.
I just know for sure that I never would have known about the first diablo if it was not for the interactive chat between diablo, warcraft and starcraft.

Get Exclusive Bonus Content When You Pre-Order L.A. NOIRE Now: Cases, Challenges, Suits & More‏

Today we’re pleased to announce exclusive content bonuses for L.A. Noire available via retail partners across the US, Canada and the UK (stay tuned for info about partnerships in other territories as well), including special unlockable crime cases, challenges, detective outfits with unique gameplay abilities and more.
Visit www.rockstargames.com/lanoire/preorder.


 


Available exclusively when you pre-order from GameStop, “The Naked City” is a standalone case from L.A. Noire’s Vice Desk. In this case, detective Cole Phelps investigates the supposed suicide of a stunning fashion model. Can you help Cole unravel the truth in a city blighted by drugs, corruption and greed, where the death of a beautiful woman is never as straightforward as it seems?


Hidden around the beautifully captured recreation of 1947 Los Angeles in L.A. Noire are 20 police badges to find and collect. If you can find all 20 of these badges, the dapper Button Man suit will be unlocked which provides extra ammo for all weapons. Each badge also provides 5 additional XP which will help further unlock Intuition Points– special credits that can be used to give Phelps a key investigative insight when you need it most.

PRE-ORDER WITH GAMESTOP TO GET ‘THE NAKED CITY’ VICE CASE AND BADGE PURSUIT
(Also available via Game in the UK, and GameStop in Canada)


 

This unlockable detective suit boosts your fist-fighting capabilities and resilience to damage. Throughout L.A. Noire while working cases, you’ll encounter quite a few suspects and persons of interest who prove to be resistant to arrest. Your hand-to-hand fighting skills will be called into actionon these cases – the Broderick suit with its enhanced fighting abilities may be that edge in helping make that collar.

PRE-ORDER WITH AMAZON TO GET ‘THE BRODERICK’ DETECTIVE SUIT
(Also available via Amazon in the UK, and Amazon in Canada)


 

Exclusively available when you purchase from Wal-Mart at launch, “A Slip of the Tongue” is a standalone case on the Traffic Desk in which a seemingly run of the mill car theft ends up sparking an explosive investigation into the largest auto fraud racket the city has ever seen. With the stolen cars piling up and questionable characters at every turn, can you help Cole Phelps crack the biggest case so far in his career?

PRE-ORDER OR PURCHASE AT LAUNCH (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST) WITH WAL-MART TO GET THE ‘A SLIP OF THE TONGUE’ TRAFFIC CASE
(Also available via Play in the UK, and Wal-Mart in Canada)


 

The Sharpshooter unlockable detective suit enhances your aim with rifles and pistols. Always a worst case scenario for any detective working a case, there are of course those occasions for Cole Phelps when pursuing a suspect escalates to gunfire. In these tense shootouts, the Sharpshooter suit provides that extra aiming precision to take the criminal down. This detective suit is yours if you pre-order with Best Buy or purchase the game at launch on May 17th (while supplies last).

PRE-ORDER OR PURCHASE AT LAUNCH (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST) WITH BEST BUY TO GET ‘THE SHARPSHOOTER’ DETECTIVE SUIT
(Also available via Zavvi in the UK, and Best Buy in Canada)

Also:
Everyone in North America who pre-orders their copy through the Rockstar Warehouse will receive an official L.A. Noire
t-shirt. Everyone who pre-orders with Target will receive a $5 Gift Card, and get a free Rockstar Games t-shirt if purchasing the game in-store during launch week, while supplies last. Check out the updated pre-order page at the L.A. Noire official site for all the links, details and info on other international partners and programs. All incentive offers are limited in quantity and available while supplies last.

Rockstar Newswire
Rockstar on Facebook
Rockstar on Twitter


New Duke Nukem May 2011

The new Duke Nukem is finally coming. We will see the new duke Nukem released in May of 2011.
The name of the game is Duke Nukem Forever

Too cool. Hopefully this game has a familiar adreneline feeling the original had and tha ” I AM A FRICKEN MAN!” Feel from the one liners and catch phrases that the original Dukenukem had..

Expected Release Date is May 3 2011
That release date is a close one. Usually when a game company tips out a release date, it’s usually 6-8 month or even up to 3 years down the road. But we are looking at a release date of less than 4 months away.
May 3rd is not far away at all.

News on Next Blizzard Game – MMO Titan

Makers of Starcraft,Warcraft, Diablo and World of Warcraft have a new game coming out. The game is called Titan
There is talk about Warcraft the movie. Mostly confirmed. and there is talk about the next Starcraft. There will be two games released at the same time, first time that blizzard has done this since 1998.
ok quick post enjoy the video.


Thank you Blizzard for keeping PC gaming alive.!!!!

Facebook’s Hacker Cup

Facebook is starting Hacker Cup 2011.
It’s a competition of Hackers to search for fame for their abilities.
I can only assume it’s another big brother thing that facebook is pulling.
In the end we will find out their are just looking for app makers and program modification enthusiasts.
“hey let’s communicate with them on their level” all that will sign up are the easy to bust do nothings.

But here is the quote from their Info on their facebook page

Website:
http://www.facebook.com/hackercup/reg.php
Company Overview:
The Facebook Hacker Cup is an annual Facebook programming competition where hackers compete against each other for fame, fortune, glory and a shot at the coveted Hacker Cup.
Mission:
Many will enter… only one will emerge as world champion.
Products:
www.facebook.com/careers
Facebook Page:
http://www.facebook.com/hackercup

So far it’s just a contest.