Tech News April Fools reminder

Ok, right off, everyone is scared of the April Fools virus.
I kinda think those days are actually way behind us. The anticipation of bad, is worse than bad it’s self. The ultimate practical joke.
Ok let me knock a few off the list of recycled pranks.
Star Craft Two Has not been released today. Pretty much all news in SCII you read today is crap.
No Magical electricity break threw that save millions per second.
Making your background black does not save the planet, just makes it dark while the pixels still create the shade.
Wow is not giving out free accounts. (people still play that?)
Mc Donalds does not make kitten burgers.
Starwars Kid will not star in the next episode.

You know what, I do not feel like typing all the preconceived fakes.
So…. Pretty much all news you hear , read or see today, is fake as it gets.
The tech world loves to pull April fools jokes that get you telling everyone “hey the sky is falling and it has 17 gigs of ram”
And well, it is best in tech news form.
So I am not posting this as news. just a heads up.

BTW
Pull my finger.